Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour Overview

The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is the illegitimate brain-child of local humorist, award-winning tour guide, and some-time personal antagonist, SK Morton. SK’s been walking in the city for almost 50 years – often with little help from others. He prides himself on his knowledge of the city and will draw on that expertise as well as his proclivity to lie in order to answer any questions you may have during this small group excursion.

This small group walking tour dives into Gold Rush mayhem, post-quake rebirth, hidden architecture, and the deeply weird soul of the city.

All tours include bottled water, candy, a souvenir drawstring backpack, and access to a library of pictures on your mobile device.

Press play, and Morty will explain everything.